There is, apparently, a 1 in 9 shot (based on our testing) that HTML will work. Game Maker, amirite? So, EXE below ;)

https://quosmick.itch.io
Quosmick - Art, Design, Coding

https://graypenguin.itch.io
Graypenguin - Coding

https://biggubson.itch.io/
BigGubson - Coding

https://xtimestop.itch.io
Timestop - Sound, Emotional Support